Where Are the Lawyers?

I present for your con­sid­er­a­tion a warn­ing label that gives the read­er cred­it for pos­sess­ing com­mon sense.

Garage door warning label
Do Not Paint Over This Label

Note at the bot­tom of the label the addi­tion­al warn­ing to not paint over the label. The label fails to warn against paint­ing over the red screws. It is amaz­ing to me that the lawyers missed that.